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be kind. rude people suck.

+ (0 comments) / top Helloo!
here's a dirty joke :p

Singh wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Singh got so frustrated that he went up to her and said
"I'll give you $50 if you let me put a gear in your rear."
But th girl said NO.
So Singh said , "I'll be fast. i'll throw th money on th floor, you bend down and i'll be done by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend...
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $100,pick up th money very fast, he wont even be able to get his pants down."
So she accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 turgid and torrid minutes, the boyfriend calls and askd what happened.
She responded "The fucker used all 10 cents coins la!"

HAHAHAHHAHAHA.
funny right!
:p
but i think th guy's kinda a jerk.
hahah.

okay anw. had dinner with baby jst now :)
ate laksa!
after that i force him to buy the watermelon powder for ulcers.
hahaha .
he is damn retardedddd!
he's nver tried it before, lol .
he says th taste sucks but it taste okay to me lor!
nooobsie.

anw gna run my stupid 2.4 again tmr.
hahah.
hope i'll pass!
:BB
i havent passed my 2.4 for 4 straight years in sec schl! :X

&i have a craving for roti john, so im gna eat it tmr for lunch yo! :D


ilove yapjiahan!
♥

hello to you, aikhong! :D
wish me good luck for 2.4 yo!
lend me half your stamina okay!
hhaha. :p